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CLUCK, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE

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"YOU WON'T ESCAPE EVIL DOER"
This is what he says to everyone so don't worry

Cluck is a seriously cool Freak created by yours truly. His arch-nemesis is Chairman, a Heavy capable of throwing chairs around at people for no reason.

BackstoryEdit

Cluck was once the son of Mr. Hello and his chicken, but then Chairman decided to wreak some havoc and killed Mr. Hello, and his chicken. Cluck has been chasing after that bastard ever since.

Appearance and PersonalityEdit

Cluck is this BLU Spy who looks like a chicken, hence his name. He's all liek YOU WON'T ESCAPE EVIL DOER, a line he totally didn't steal from Bang Shishigami. He's also the master of the universe. Y'see that's kinda like He-Man but I don't get it.

PowahsEdit

He can make people explode by touching them and can fire spaghetti out of his hands that do over 9000 damages. He also wears a bulletproof vest so he's resistant to pretty much everything. The only thing that can stop him is Chairman, who has had it out for him ever since the two met.

QuotesEdit

  • YOU WON'T ESCAPE EVIL DOER
  • I am Cluck, master of the universe!
  • YOU WON'T ESCAPE CHAIRMAN... for it is me, Cluck, master of the universe, and I WILL DESTROY YOU
  • Volcanic...
  • ...FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • AUGH
  • EAAAAUAUAAUUAH
  • MUWAH
  • DUCK
  • I did it, I saved the world!
  • I did it, I saved the world AGAIN
  • I DID IT, I DIDN'T SAVE THE WORLD TODAY
  • Nooooo...
  • NO, WE DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP HELPMAN
  • CHAIRMAN, YOUR HEAD BELONGS TO ME
  • AUGH, NO, CHAIRMAN! My arch-nemesis!
  • SHUT UP GRANDMA

Unnoticeable VideosEdit

  • His series

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